It’s like people who are really into their astrological sign and they have to pitch that into whatever conversation you have to define themselves. “Oh that’s funny I’m a Virgo! Here’s my Virgo coming out again! You’re going to have to excuse me I’m a bit of a perfectionist because I’m a Virgo”.
No it’s because you’re a douchebag and you’ve been busting my balls all day and it has nothing to do with your astrological sign or some alignment of the stars. It’s just because you’re a shit head and it’s time for you to take individual responsibility for who you are. Don’t act like if your parents had fucked a month earlier, you’d be feeding me chilli dogs and letting shit slide. You’re an asshole, be who you are.
Doug Stanhope
I'm not "the" walrus, but I'm definitely "a" walrus.
