January 2011
24 posts
Getting to bed early fails tonight because of...
Eleven athletes a vengeance-crazed serial killer, an arsenal of razor-fingered cricket gloves, sharpened stumps, nailed balls, a moustache! Plus the International sport of cricket?
After being bullied and beaten by teammates 20 years earlier, a cricketer returns to get revenge. One by one the killer slashes his ex-teammates to ribbons. Scotland Yard is called upon to help hunt the killer...
starsgowaltzing-deactivated2012 asked: OMG YES. I hate that Marilyn Monroe quote and the people who find it meaningful. If you quote that I reserve the right to stab you in the face.
Also: Hi, that was probably a terrifying first message to get from someone.
Also: Hi, that was probably a terrifying first message to get from someone.
e-i-b asked: when pish comes to posh, pitbulls a fucken grouse band
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FUN GAMEZ!
Here is a picture of the first demo of Narre Warren hardcore band PITBULL! the demo is entitled DEMO! It is some hard-hitting punk about Australia and mates.
Today’s game is: List all the errors (grammatical and otherwise) on the lyrics for the first two tracks (OOHHHHAAA! is not an error, I find it to be an accurate onomatopoeia of the sound produced)
IF YOU GUESS WRONG...
Geography ftl
Fox News, this is one of the funniest things I’ve seen since you called Elie Wiesel a “holocaust winner”
“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.” — Marilyn Monroe
If I see this on your facebook page, you are fucking dead to me.
Meanwhile In Soviet Russia...
A “Black Widow” suicide bomber planned a terrorist attack in central Moscow on New Year’s Eve but was killed when an unexpected text message set off her bomb too early, according to Russian security sources. The unnamed woman, who is thought to be part of the same group that struck Moscow’s Domodedovo airport on Monday, intended to detonate a suicide belt near Red...
Samurai Bale
DEY, BOW BOW OHHH YEAHHH
When people try to convince you that Emma Watson...
hehe.
Hottest 100
Drapht, Pendulum, Art Vs. Science, The Wombats and Birds of Tokyo all in the top 15 songs of the year.
Triple J, this is why I don’t deal with your shit anymore.
Jayne Mansfield and Sophia Loren in 1958. Sophia Loren is totally mean mugging that cleavage.
For the historical record
Things I deem to be interesting or have historical significance over the past two years (so I don’t have to do this all at once someday) using the power of social media AND A CONCLUSION:
Twitter
Watching So You Think You Can Dance? This show would be more popular if it were more like Australia’s Funniest Home Videos.
2 years, millions of dollars and yet when I drive on the Monash...
Heroic.
sunshinepop asked: How does Freerice.com actually work?
It's a very cool idea, but does it actually donate rice for each correct answer?
It's a very cool idea, but does it actually donate rice for each correct answer?
Feed some kids, improve your vocabulary
http://freerice.com/
10 minutes you probably would have spent refreshing on facebook to see if anyone has liked your hilarious status could go to helping starving kids and not being a dumbass.
Both of these are worthy causes, at least in my case.
mischels .: Beige →
mischelsrien:
When everything is pine-lime, etching slowly by, sprinkled with apathy and self pity you kind of feel a little…beige. Not the variety Mademoiselle Chanel pioneered in her hey-day, but the bleak and dirty variety, you know, mouldy and crusty. It’s like dried watercolour pigment, it needs so little…
This blog is such an….
ALEXANDER DOWNER!
Honesty
TO THE MALES OF TUMBLR:
Did you ever want to be any character on Saved by the Bell except for Zack?
TO THE FEMALES OF TUMBLR:
Did you ever want to be any character on Saved by the Bell except for Kelly?
If anyone did, I’ll call bullshit immediately.
Admit it, you laughed.
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Get inspired...
Today’s inspiration is: George Foreman
George Foreman was born in the 20th century like a lot of other cool people but also like a lot of uncool people. His biological father was Gary Moorehead, who was known around town as Mr. Moorehead. All the gay innuendos made George an angry man which lead to his future career.
In his youth George Foreman was famous for science, the sweet science....
Grim Fandango setting out my most frequent feelings about shitty gigs and festivals/ Day of the dead festivals and ballon animals.
Best story in a game evah.
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I AM ON EBAY.COM.AU DO NOT OFFER ME ITEMS IN...
H8 U stupid ebay.
PEOPLE OF TUMBLAHHH
I’m running low on books, could you please recommend me some?
