December 2010
18 posts
Live blogging
Thinking of doing a live blog of my attempt to drink 24 beers in an evening…this could be hectic and/or historic.
My hobbies this summer are sitting in the sun and...
This is in no particular order.
- The IT Crowd had an American version with Joel McHale playing the part of Roy and Richard Ayoade stayed on as Moss, I definitely would have watched it provided they kept Matt Berry on as Denholm.
- Pakenham may be one of the few places in the world that actually has people that want wine but will refuse to pay $15 for 6 bottles as it’s “a bit too expensive”
- Breaking Bad...
Celebrity Gossip
Events like these are what Bill Murray refers to as a “quiet Tuesday”
Somehow
When I purchased Season Two of Breaking Bad I supported th English film industry, well at least according to the ad before my DVD starts. Let it be known that I’m supporting Breaking Bad and awesome American television and not what will no doubt be termed as another “delightful romp featuring Hugh Grant and Colin Firth starring as men out for the affection of the same delightfully...
Que?
Julian Assange was accused of “sex by suprise” (which is allegedly having sex with a broken condom), his bail was set at $380,000 which he then paid in cash because Mastercard and Visa refuse to help him. Then Swedish lawyers have appealed the bail conditions so he still stays in jail.
Gabe Watson, who plead guilty to the manslaughter of his wife and was jailed for 18 months in...
“A cool image also needs to be semielitist, but it can’t be wholly elisist:...”
– Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman
The Townhouses. Rekorderlig Pear Cider. Pantha du Prince. You are all crucial parts of an amazing night.
The next station is...
Buses from springvale to oakleigh. Guy squeezing his girlfriends boobs. Loud baby. Drunk bogans. Public transport/society is a fucking disgrace. 1 station down.
The bogans are beatboxing now. Fml is not a potent enough acronym right now. 2 stations down. The new players in the game: deadshits with energy drinks the size of their arm. Rank girls with unappealing amounts of clevage. Is there...
Whyyougottabesuchdumbasses?
Today’s Topic: MASTERCARD AND THEIR NEW AD
TIME CANNOT BE MEASURED IN MILLIMETRES ASSHOLES!
For future reference:
Goddammit Mastercard, you dumb assholes.
Tumblr was down for about a day....
Tumblr would have saved a lot of bandwidth with all the 500 Days of Summer screencaps it wasn’t posting.
Goon dreams are peculiar dreams...
I had a dream about a doctor giving my insulting diagnoses and throwing office items at me. I should’ve written it down this morning it was very strange.
November 2010
15 posts
Celebration
Next post on tumblr will be my 100th, anyone got ideas on how to celebrate?
I thought I might make a 10 minute documentary about my development as a writer and creative tour de force.
Not really.